Angličtina

Alas feeble mortal, you have inadvertently stumbled across a miniscule and seemingly insignificant portion of the cosmos, which hides within it an infinitely dense awesomeness. You're natural reaction to recoil in fear is understandable but ultimately unnecessary. You should not fear, for the gravitational pull of this magnificent singularity is inescapable. Bid your former life adieu, and enter the cosmic void known only as: Joe.

As you explore your new surroundings you will find that they are calm and restful at many times, but will spring into sudden fits of turbulent insanity which will spawn unimaginable creations. Within the Void of Joe, creativity is paramount, strange shapes of bright colors, cosmic soundscapes ranging from serene classical pieces, to violent, pummeling death metal all spew forth from the heart and mind of the Void of Joe.

The other life forms around you, having now become only individual aspects of the Divine Joe Mind, engage in many studies, from the studies of astronomy and physics, to the history of Earth, and existential philosophy.

Deeper into the core of the Joe Singularity, we find a museum of sorts, where the heroes who first inspired the Divine Joe Mind to will itself into existence are forever worshipped. Here you'll find the likes of Beethoven standing alongside Clive Barker, Stephen Hawking next to Friederich Nietsche, and the restless spirit of Great Cthulhu watches over them all.

Since you know that escape is impossible, why not give in, and get to know The Divine Joe Mind on a more personal level?

Beran

Normální

1,75 m

Hnědá

Běloch/běloška, Hispánská/latinská

Nikdy jsem nebyl ženatý nebo vdaná

Ne

Ne

Vlasy

Tmavě hnědá

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Ne

Nějaká výška

Na plný úvazek

Umění / Hudba / Literatura

Assembly Line

$15,000USD až $29,999USD

Se spolubydlícím/i, S rodiči

Vše je v klidu

Ne

Ne

Průměrný Pepa

Komické, Tajemné, Přátelská osoba, Rezervované, Plaché, Zvláštní

Počítače, Internet, Vzdělávání, Filmy, Hudba, Rodina

Potloukat se s přáteli, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea, Čtení knihy, Filmy, Vyzkoušet nové věci

I had one first date where it was an "Open Art Night" where you sat in a group and drew whatever came to mind with oil pastels. It was pretty fun. Something different like that would be great. But anything can be fun if you enjoy each other's company, really.

Sky diving is something I've wanted to try, but I think I might chicken out at the last second if I ever got the chance. Who knows?

Přátelská osoba, V pohodě, Temný, Potrhlý

Ateista

Nikdy

I have various goals. I want to create some really unique music that is still dark and aggressive enough to be called "death metal", and I'm getting closer to that goal. I also hope to make some sort of contribution to environmental science, the field I am studying in, because it is very important. Some people don't care about the planet because the world is so fucked up. But the way I see it, as far as I know, Earth is the only planet in the universe cool enough to have death metal. And that's reason enough for me to try and do my part to protect it.

Trampový, Potrhlý, Temný, Sadistický, Prostopášná osoba

Kreslené filmy/seriály, Situační komedie, Filmy, Sportovní, Nemám rád TV

Akční, Science fiction, Komedie, Animované, Horror

Klasické, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Rock, Jsem hudebník

Klasické, Komické, Fantasy, Fikce, Horror, Humor, Instruktážní, Hudba, Filozofické, Manuály, Vědecké, Science fiction

A day full of fun would involve, jamming out and creating music with someone who has similar tastes. Having long talks about philosophy, and making random stupid puns and jokes as we do. Listening to a healthy dose of death metal, and perhaps going to see a band perform. Then, end the day with Watching a good (or hilariously bad) horror movie. Every aspect of this requires good company.

Koketnost, Skvělé dovednosti, Humor, Inteligenci, Citlivost, Důvtip

I like people with similar interests. Right now, I've been going to school and becoming very interested in philosophy, science and sociology, so I'm looking for someone who could talk to me about those kind of things. Music, especially metal is good. Horror movies. Comic books.

Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel, Partner na randění, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á