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ass0fjesus Profile Information

what the hell?
Age 39 From Lynn, Massachusetts - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Yet another guitar player, Vegetarian, awesome.


Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
Sales Representative
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Cooking, Exercising, Games, Movies, Music
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
you not running away!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
making out.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I just want pure happiness, it is all I ask for, it is what I search for, and someday I will kidnap it.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist
My Idea Of Fun Is  
seriously just talking, a few beers, playing shows, going to shows, getting naked.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
To be defended, I defend whomever I'm dating to no end, I defend the relationship at all costs, I only ask the same, appreciation, trust and please, oh please no shady garbage, no lies. Oh and I don't bring any ex females around nor do I speak to them so it would be grand if you didn't either, I've had enough of that crap. Their your EX's for a reason, punch them and get over it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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