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Age 51 From Gateshead, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, German |
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I Would Describe Myself As | stupid hair, stupid face, stupid body, stupid clothes, stupid voice, stupid music, stupid films...am just stupid ho ho...er be my friend or not |
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Sign | Libra |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s) |
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My Hair Is | Black |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Exotic Animal |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | LX AND STAGE TECHNICIAN |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Theater, Cooking |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | ride in airwolf to japan...then be driven by the hoff to bestest jrock concert... then fight some ninjas..er have a nice dinner...in a big tank and then smooch as the world goes up in flames in big cinematic stylee |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | er... being godzilla!!! |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Very Liberal |
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My Goal In Life Is | hve as much fun as possible... stay happy and healthy...never fall out with my friends... and to fall head over heels in love...ha ha sloppy ol shit that i am |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Science Fiction |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | depends on the mood, playing musc, going to see bands/djds, djin at various nights, partying with my mates, posh dinner ho ho... an my favourite just chilling with my excellent friends |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit |
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What Do You Look For? | somebody who can handle my general oddness ho ho... and loves the mad times and the quiet times in equal parts...must drink tea...ho ho |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend |