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crumplehorn Profile Information

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Age 51 From Gateshead, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
stupid hair, stupid face, stupid body, stupid clothes, stupid voice, stupid music, stupid films...am just stupid ho ho...er be my friend or not
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Exotic Animal
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
LX AND STAGE TECHNICIAN
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Theater, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
ride in airwolf to japan...then be driven by the hoff to bestest jrock concert... then fight some ninjas..er have a nice dinner...in a big tank and then smooch as the world goes up in flames in big cinematic stylee
I've Always Wanted To Try  
er... being godzilla!!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
hve as much fun as possible... stay happy and healthy...never fall out with my friends... and to fall head over heels in love...ha ha sloppy ol shit that i am
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
depends on the mood, playing musc, going to see bands/djds, djin at various nights, partying with my mates, posh dinner ho ho... an my favourite just chilling with my excellent friends

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
somebody who can handle my general oddness ho ho... and loves the mad times and the quiet times in equal parts...must drink tea...ho ho
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend
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