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Age 42 From Middletown, New York -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I just wanted to remind you that I never shower. I hate soap. I hate anything that has to do with cleaning myself, including blowing my nose, washing my hands, or even wiping for that matter...especially on those heavy flow days...you know what I'm talking about. YOu know what else I hate? Water. Water sucks. I only drink it if it's been contaminated with toxic sewage. Wanna hear about my hemmerhoids? Oh well you get to listen anyway...but first I have to create my account. |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| Body Art | Scarred, Visible Tattoo |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Partying, Drinking, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | embarking on a dangerous yet humurous adventure with various drugs in my system...wait no hugs not drugs hugs not dr... |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Fishing with a pistol. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt |
Views
| My Goal In Life Is | I had one once. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Electronic, Blues, Industrial, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Horror, Music, Philosophy, Religious, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | I like to set small animals on fire and throw them at old people, then go out on the town for some nice esspresso and hemophilia. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | My lighter...Im pretty sure it was in my bra but wtf? |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend |
