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Guten Tag, wie geht es Ihnen?
Age 47 From Brooklyn, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hi, don't mind me I'm learning German. I guess if I must toot my own horn, I'd say that I'm funny, silly, and kinky. I'm also a super genius, Muwhahaha!
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Indian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Fanged, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is  
Group Teacher
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I don't really care. I don't want your money, I want your mind and your Schwanz for a time (until I tire of you).
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Ha! So little space in which to detail my devious plots. Tee-Hee!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
I make it up as I go alone. It's the only way to fly.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
ficken und leckend und beiBend und absaugend. Ha! you look it up.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Ein Mann muss groBes, haarig, und bose sein! translation: A man must be large, hairy and angry. If you're horribly scared that's a plus (not kidding).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Intimate
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