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eviltwin_88 Profile Information

Rockstar Cable Guy
Age 50 From Bremerton, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Narcissistic, totally unbalanced, not near as driven a I should be, OCD, a genuine asslhole, should probably be locked away like Hannibal Lecter, but the pills are starting to make the voices quiet down...fiercely loyal to my friends, loved ones, and family. Honest to a fault with everyone but myself (and the IRS), naive, tired, socially anti-social, loving, not caring, mean, and excessively cruel, sharp with the tounge, slow with the wit, reserve the right to change all of the above without notice...oh yeah and full of whatever I want to be at the time... OR Cable guy by day, rock star by night. Trying to change me will only end in disaster. I am selfish, self centered and self absorbed. I am also self aware, have goals and do whatever it takes to achieve them. I am obsessed with bedroom antics, if I could exist on nothing but "great golden copulation", the world would be a splendid place. Bonus points if you can name the author of that quote.

see if you can catch me somewhere else...

Jake88
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Cable Guy, duh.
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Friendly, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Movies, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Concert
I've Always Wanted To Try  
to not be insane, but it is too much fun.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
not to die of natural causes...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Music, Poetry, Satire, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Mic + beer + people who play instruments = musical chaos & splendor.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Money, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A glimmer of sanity, a rational thought rattling around somewhere...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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