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Obese Jesus Lover looking for poke
Age 104 From Traverse City, Michigan -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, German, Chinese, Urdu, Binary |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I am morbidly obese and I love jesus, I have 4 kids but don't worry they're all dead |
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Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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My Height Is | 4' 6 (1.37 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Gray |
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My Ethnicity Is | African American, Asian, Indian, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Caucasian |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Silver |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Homemaker |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | slave |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone, With Parent(s), With Pet(s) |
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At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Cigars |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Jock |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Flirtatious, Dark |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Learning, Religion / Spirituality, Fishing / Hunting |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Playing Dress-up |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | meet at a truck stop and get straight to business |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | eating a baby |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | Christian |
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I Attend Services | Every Day |
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My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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My Goal In Life Is | Meet jesus |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Sadistic, I Never Laugh |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Instructional, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Reggae |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Comic, Religious, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | I like to be locked in a cage and treated like a slave, I like have my crotch beaten by hard objects, also arts and crafts |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Money |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |