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Vestibule. It's a good word.
Age 43 From Dekalb, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm in an open relationship, so while I'm not looking for true love, I'm open for whatever else you feel like giving me...

I'm Erin Elaborate in the book that we all use.

I have a dedication to finding some sort of significance and refinement, and inevitably accepting that these things are unlikely to exist in any actual sense. Every thing is subjective. Keeping in touch with my instincts and my nature as an animal. I can spend indeterminable amounts of time with my chin on my fist because I'm caught in some mental place. Reveling in vulgarity because I'm capable of restraint.

I am obscure, faceted, and easily amused.

Wiggle 'em, jiggle 'em Kleinfelter's synd-er-um.

Everything can be laughed at.

I'm alien. Expanding outside of my otherness, touching the conventional, but never quite assimilating. Wearing human like a Mardi-gras mask, and grinning with all my teeth. Been watching you for years, but it's still a little off.

Delicacy, but not fragility. Grace and form found at the tip of a scalpel, or the quivering shine of thin steel wire.

I also have a puppy.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Corrections.
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Observant, Reserved, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Exercising, Movies, Music, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I think I've tried most things I've ever wanted. Ask me which ones I'd like to try again.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
Self-efficacy, comfort, and the ability to follow my impulses.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Documentary, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Comic, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Political, Reference, Satire, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Being engaged in some kind of pursuit, whether it be creative, intellectual, etc. I like activity. Drinks, a show, intense conversation. Sentence fragments.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone open and confident. Passivity is rarely fun. Someone who thrives on intensity and understands how sensuality works.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Friend, Date, Intimate
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