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Age 107 From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | Urdu, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | i like to ride bicyles without seats, enjoy a nice hot cocoa now and then and enjoy an occasional bawdy limeric...but hey, who doesnt? |
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| Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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| My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Fanged, Other |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Gerbil Or Guinea Pig |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Finance / Trading |
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| My Job Title Is | Free range pet store owner |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Jock |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Religion / Spirituality, Gambling |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | a six pack of eight ball and a ilttle rough hanky panky |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | a feather duster in my nether region |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Scientology |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Liberal |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to someday kill that guy in school who made fun of me in the shower due to my weiner size |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Soaps |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | I'm A Recording Artist, Folk, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Mathematics, Religious, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | a warm cup of cocoa, a saucy limeric and a warmed up tube of personal lubricant |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Power |
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| What Do You Look For? | my car keys |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate |
