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johnny_heck Profile Information

poontang deathbitch
Age 58 From Lower Beechmont, Australia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
i enjoy choking myself whilst i sleep and masturbating to bon jovi videos. i enjoy long walks in the cemetary and i enjoy poetry about death and bunnies and a dash of human extinction. i like cooking and flowers.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
4' 3 (1.3 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Homemaker
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
arachnophobist
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Cigars
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Anti-social, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
sleeping in you
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Jewish
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
to die
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Slapstick, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I Don't Like Movies, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
you

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Oddities
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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