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kewllikeelvis Profile Information

What is this?...a center for ants!!!??
Age 51 From Montclair, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Funny, precise, self controlled, and too damn spontaneous so much it gets me in trouble...however I have my sh!t together big time I run my business like a machine by the book yet I value creativity I love the arts like music, dance, musical theater (yes straight men like the theater too), (yes I know that was a stereotype), and as you guessed HUMOR big deal to me,
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Native American, Pacific Islander
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is  
Owner
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to retire by age 45
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Ambient, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Karaoke, Dancing all night till we puke

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Humor, Flirtatiousness
What Do You Look For?  
Ok first of all... there are basically 2 kinds of chix, the ones who have either stuffed animals on their dash or mardi gras beads on their mirror, just like there are Elvis men and Beatles men, so its a subjective analogy but its true, and also if you're one of these chix who can't laugh at yourself don't worry honey we'll all do it for you, also, I can't stand chix with an overdeveloped sense of self entitlement sorry honey the world does not owe you anything and you're no princess, more like a drama queen, ( oh and if you're a bro-hoe get off this site... move on sister go the hell back to Glamis), I joke waaay too much, so you gotta know how to laugh. By the way I'm an Elvis man.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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