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I AM THE ILLEST
Age 34 From Englewood, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
IF YOUR AREN'T DEAD THAN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DANCING
AND IF YOU AREN'T DANCING THAN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD
I listen to most every type of music and I don't eat meat and I write songs and I kill people
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Murderer
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Games, Dancing
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I don't know... I'm totally a cheap date, but we won't go to McDonald's... but we can have vegiburgers at my house!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Everything
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
Is to live in Europe in a studio making art using a variety of mediums.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Industrial, Latin, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Horror, Music, Political
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Smokin and writing songs with my friend Talon for our acoustic band Metacognition.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for a girl who can hate the world with me...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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