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Banana Fish farts... im yours
Age 36 From Whitecourt, Alberta - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I like to Swim but i don't like it when people fish me, i like to eat snikkers and wave at boats. Im scared of dolphins but not sharks we good like that . be easy ya'll
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
4' 0 (1.22 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
African American, Pacific Islander
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Branded
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Bird, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Military
My Job Title Is  
kill all humans
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Pipe
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We could swimming read a book? blow some bubbles, then rock nmy waterbed!!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Jewish
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
Take over the world by becoming a profesional athlete and eating all the cheese in the world then blow bubbles till i pass out, drunk
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Latin, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Money
What Do You Look For?  
Just Send Money!!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Intimate
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