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mr-claypole Profile Information

Looking for someone different?
Age 51 From Southsea, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
THIS IS A PROFILE WRITTEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A MAD MAN.
WHO.
LIKE ALL OF US.
BELIEVED THAT HE WAS SANE.

Hi there if your still reading this you've at least got a sence of humour.
I personally never know too what to put in this bit (lets face it most make it up as they go along) that sounds like me.
So let me say this: I'm an open minded person, looking for open minded people to have some fun and enjoyment (i'll leave what, when and how up too you) with and as for the rest all you got to do is ask.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Slave
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I have no set tastes and i'm almost willing to try something new.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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