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Zombie LF some brains
Age 45 From Shawnee, Kansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Zombie I wander around looking for brains to eat. If I find brains I eat them. I enjoy long walks to find brains. I enjoy eating brains. I enjoy pets they come right up to me so I can eat their brains. Pretty much looking for brains if you without brains I'm not interested.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Student
My Job Title Is  
Shambling Zombie
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Not being a zombie.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
Settle down with a Zombie wife have some zombie kids. Then ravage the local communities and towns and eat brains.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Eating brains, in a park, in the dark with green eggs and ham.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone with really tasty brains.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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