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mrspoofypants Profile Information

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Age 40 From Oceanside, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Skating, surfing, and punk rock are what motivate my life. I'm from California, and miss the left coast horribly. There's no surf out here, and no offense to any east coasters, but most people are just straight up asses out here. I'm looking to make some new friends out here with similar interests. Find me on that s p ace /coldhamsandwich
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Military
My Job Title Is  
Badass
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Friendly, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Partying, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I'm a big fan of racing go-karts for a first date. It might be kid stuff, but if you're too snotty to enjoy yourself doing that kind of stuff, then I don't want to see you again.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've pretty much done all that I want to.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
To be happy. Ya, money is nice, but I know plenty of old rich guys that are miserable. Forget that.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, History, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Racing go-karts, karaoke, watching a fight, surfing, concerts, skating, and going to the bar alone and partying with random people all night.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone that can hold an intelligent conversation, but make me laugh at the same time. Good looks don't hurt either. Oh and confidence is a must. I don't deal with the spineless and insecure well.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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