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noirtears Profile Information

put a gag in my mouth and call my mom
Age 40 From Hollywood, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Potato salad with just enough pepper. I'm a really good time but I get sad (just like everyone else, right?!). Sometimes I try to use my sense of humor to cover up just how sensitive I am. I'm looking for a girl who knows how to be herself, even if that means black lipstick, UFO pants and fishnets. My mom always hates my girlfriends, so GET USED TO IT if you want a piece of this. TOTALLY WORTH IT. Anyways, hit me up I'm tons of fun and I kill at Worl dof War crafts and snood. Let's get dark...and shit.
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Middle Eastern
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Neck
Body Art  
Fanged
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Homemaker
My Speciality Is  
Finance / Trading
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Party Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Internet, Dancing, Gardening, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
seeing LOTR in the movie theater. Too bad it will never happen again and my ex girlfriend SUCKS! I can't believe I wasted the best date ever on her. She wasn't even really goth. She's a cheerleader now. I know, right?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
levitation, paleontology, knife fighting
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Someone They Want To Be, A Troll

Views

My Religion Is  
Islam
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Latin, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Home & Garden
My Idea Of Fun Is  
watching Lord of the Rings while reading lotr, while playing with lotr action figures. Wanna join?

JRR FO LIFE
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