English, Urdu

This is the sad, tragic story of a clown, known in his younger years simply as Snarky. Snarky’s father, Mr. Snark, was a circus clown from the city. His mother, Mrs. Snark, was born a country clown and grew up making all the farm animals laugh. Rumor has it that Snarky was born a regular, happy clown, with a bright-colored, green-eyed, blue-nosed, and red-lipped face. This was accented by a joyful demeanor. Growing up, he was chastised and made fun of because of his strange appearance. He also played tricks on everyone, which caused him a lot of problems. No one really understood him.
Then, at age 18, tragedy befell him. Nobody knows just what happened, but under mysterious circumstances, he fell out of a window of his two-story house. This appeared to be the end of this jolly clown, but right after he fell to his apparent death, a large lightening strike hit the area. The old happy Snarky was never seen again. In his place, they found a new Snarky. This one was dark, gothic, and mysterious, with a black and white face and shadowy attire. He had a twisted and satirical sense of humor. Almost all the people, especially the babes, loved him. Now and forever, he will be known as Snarky, The Clown Of Darkness.
Oh, yeah, one more thing, I make movies(I'm a movie star--Duh!) with my indie filmaker/directer/producer Johnny Lion.

Capricorn

Athletic

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Green

Caucasian, Other

Single

No

Not Sure

Lips

Inked All Over, Other

Dark Brown

Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets

No

Some College

Full-time

Entertainment / Media

Clown of Darkness

More Than $150,000USD

Alone, With Pet(s)

There Is Always A Party Going On

Yes - But Non Tobacco

No

Class Clown

Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Movies, Theater

Partying, Sleeping, Going To A Concert

Some girl with her hands all over me, UH!

Anything!

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

Christian

Once A Month

I Don't Like Politics

To remain The King of all Clowns.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Movies

Comedy, Animation, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor

Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist

Comic, Horror, I'm An Author

Clowning around!

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

BABES!

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed