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I wish I'd never been beat up by a girl
Age 54 From Mesa, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I have the uncanny ability to scream like a girl. I've never been stabbed in a knife fight and I just recently finished the book "How to Date WITHOUT Having to Use Force". :)

I am a part time writer do an internet search for T.E. Oliver and you will find samples of my darker work and alternative means of contacting me directly.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Fish, Other
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Urban Warrior
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Theater, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
a really hot girl, maybe a midget (dwarf acceptable too), and a horse for good measure.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To pull someone's still beating heart out of their chest and show it to them.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Complete and total world *****ation, but if that doesn't work out I would settle for street musician.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Computers, Fiction, History, Horror, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Not being shot or stabbed. Not being eaten by a shark. I like not stepping on landmines too.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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