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Hand, forehead, staple, alas alas alas!
Age 45 From Matteson, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Oh sweet misery, how lovely you are to me. I bathe in your ebon flow, and dive when the tides are low.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Whatever I say it is.
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Playing Dress-up
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
To bring about the downfall of religion in all it's forms.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Ren Faire, whips, riding crops, rope, collars, chains, shackles, leather, writing

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Intimate
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