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music is my arms
Age 35 From Grand Junction, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm like the super-evolved form of a Pikachu, its tight; I shoot thunderbolts like no one's business.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
African American
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Neck
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Screaming at the TV
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Cigars
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Tv, Internet, Games, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Drinking
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Dargelium, from the outer moons of Jupiter.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Reference, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sitting on the toilet screaming the "N" word at God.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Unicorns smoking dog fur while they scream at the moon. That's all I ask.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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