Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Panna

Normální

1,85 m

Modrá

Běloch/běloška

Singl

Ne

Nejsem si jist(a)

Nohy

Viditelné tetování

Hnědá

Kočka, Pes

Ne

Vysokoškolské vzdělání

Osoba samostatně výdělečně činná

Zábava / Média

Freelance Writer

Se spolubydlícím/i

Někdy je to tu trochu blázinec

Ano - ve společnosti

Ano - ve společnosti

Šprt

Bouřlivé, Hlasité, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Rozjíždím párty, Otevřené

Hry, Vaření, Rybaření, Hraní karet

Potloukat se s přáteli, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Relax, Extrémní sporty

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Přátelská osoba, Potížista, V pohodě, Prostopášná osoba, Potrhlý, Flirtující

Jiné

Trampový, Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba, Potrhlý, Temný, Groteskní, Prostopášná osoba, Sadistický

Nemám rád TV

Jsem filmový herec

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Klasické, Zvuk vysavače, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Klasické, Humor, Filozofické, Manuály, Poezie, Science fiction, Jsem autor(ka)

Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Skvělé dovednosti, Citlivost, Troufalost, Moc, Koketnost, Důvtip

Partner na randění, Odevzdaný/á