Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Jungfrau

Durchschnittlich

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Blau

Kaukasisch

Single

Nein

Nicht sicher

Beine

Sichtbare Tattoos

Braun

Katze, Hund

Nein

Universitäts-Abschluss

Selbstständig

Unterhaltung / Medien

Freelance Writer

Mit Mitbewohner(n)

Es wird manchmal etwas verrückt

Ja - Sozial

Ja - Sozial

Nerd

Heftig, Laut, Freundlich, Comedian, Party-Startet, Offen

Spiele, Kochen, Fischen / Jagen, Karten spielen

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Versuche neue Dinge, Entspannen, Extremsport

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Freundlich, Störenfried, Cool, Scharf, Albern, Ein Flirt

Andere

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Albern, Mysteriös, Witzig, Scharf, Sadistisch

Ich habe keinen Fernseher

Ich bin ein Filmschauspieler

Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Klassik, Staubsaugergeräusche, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Stimmungsvoll, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Klassik, Humor, Philosophie, Bezug, Poesie, Science Fiction, Ich bin ein Autor

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Sensibilität, Kühnheit, Kraft, Flirtwillig, Esprit

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