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Banana Fish farts... im yours
Age 36 From Whitecourt, Alberta -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I like to Swim but i don't like it when people fish me, i like to eat snikkers and wave at boats. Im scared of dolphins but not sharks we good like that . be easy ya'll |
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| Sign | Aries |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 4' 0 (1.22 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | African American, Pacific Islander |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Blonde |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Bird, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Military |
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| My Job Title Is | kill all humans |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Photography, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | We could swimming read a book? blow some bubbles, then rock nmy waterbed!!! |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Jewish |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Take over the world by becoming a profesional athlete and eating all the cheese in the world then blow bubbles till i pass out, drunk |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Sadistic, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I'm A Movie Actor |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Latin, Soul |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Money |
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| What Do You Look For? | Just Send Money!! |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Intimate |
