Angličtina

I AM ZIM!!
I cook, I bake, I clean, I sew, I iron, I do dishes, I do laundry, AND I put the lid down...but I don't speak S******.
Ask me anything and I will tell. My life is an open book. I used to be a martial arts instructor 'till I joined the Air Force. I'm out, now, and have been an auto paint touch-up specialist, a registered assistant at a clinic for the handicapped and brain trauma injury victims, a professional preschool portrait photographer, A Christian Camp counselor, A telemarketer, a department manager of furniture at a Wal-Mart, a valve shop technician, a painter/builder, and I attended Nevada School of Massage Therapy for 7 mos. for my trade school (I am a certified massage therapist)...most of which, while living in Vegas! I am currently the Building Manager for Pilots Pub, (a bar), in Lafayette and Opelousas, LA.
I lived in Fresno, (Clovis) CA. for most of my life, have been to Washington, Oregon, Alabama, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Canada, and have lived in Texas, Mississippi, Cali., Nevada, Louisiana and Jersey. (don't even get me started on how many places I've driven through...) I was stuck in Fabulous Las Vegas since Oct. of '04, and recently moved to Louisiana in Feb. of '07...yay...
I'm 5'9", short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair, blue-green eyes (that change with mood), and 147 lbs. I eat everything in sight, but still seem to maintain a relatively skinny figure, simply by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and watching Cartoon Network, all because of my incredible metabolism! (I'm humble, I swear!) =)
I have three tattoos. Right shoulder (Gir from Invader Zim), left chest (Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs), and on the small of my back (Courage, the Cowardly Dog from Courage the Cowardly Dog...). my tongue is pierced, and I used to want my left eyebrow pierced...but i dunno...
I can't really say what my personality is like, because everyone has their own opinion of me, so...find out for yourself!

Beran

Atletická

1,73 m

Zelená

Běloch/běloška

Ano - žijí se mnou doma

Ano

Oči

Jiné, Viditelné tetování

Tmavě blonďatá

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Ne

Vysokoškolský diplom

Na plný úvazek

Jiné

Building Manager and Massage Therapist

$30,000USD až $44,999USD

S dětmi

Někdy je to tu trochu blázinec

Ano - často

Ano - často

Klaun třídy

Bouřlivé, Opatrné, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Rozjíždím párty, Jedu bomby, Flirtující, Otevřené, Zvláštní

Vzdělávání, TV, Filmy, Kluby / bary, Fotografování

Potloukat se s přáteli, Pařba, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Kluby / bary, Popíjet, Převlékat si šaty, Hraní video her

Anything at least once.

Přátelská osoba, V pohodě, Perfektní, Potrhlý, Flirtující

Křesťan

O svátcích

To help people. I want to devote a good portion of my life to helping people in every sense of the word.

Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba, Potrhlý, Groteskní, Sadistický

Kreslené filmy/seriály, Filmy, Reprízy

Akční, Komedie

Rock, Electronic, Zvuk vysavače, Punk

Poezie, Vědecké, Nerad(a) čtu

Playing Nintendo, having **** watching movies, cuddling, and fixing/inventing stuff.

Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Skvělé dovednosti, Empatii, Citlivost, Zvláštnosti, Spontánnost, Koketnost, Důvtip, Ohleduplnost

Whatever you have to offer.

Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel, Intimní