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I AM ZIM!!
I cook, I bake, I clean, I sew, I iron, I do dishes, I do laundry, AND I put the lid down...but I don't speak S******.
Ask me anything and I will tell. My life is an open book. I used to be a martial arts instructor 'till I joined the Air Force. I'm out, now, and have been an auto paint touch-up specialist, a registered assistant at a clinic for the handicapped and brain trauma injury victims, a professional preschool portrait photographer, A Christian Camp counselor, A telemarketer, a department manager of furniture at a Wal-Mart, a valve shop technician, a painter/builder, and I attended Nevada School of Massage Therapy for 7 mos. for my trade school (I am a certified massage therapist)...most of which, while living in Vegas! I am currently the Building Manager for Pilots Pub, (a bar), in Lafayette and Opelousas, LA.
I lived in Fresno, (Clovis) CA. for most of my life, have been to Washington, Oregon, Alabama, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Canada, and have lived in Texas, Mississippi, Cali., Nevada, Louisiana and Jersey. (don't even get me started on how many places I've driven through...) I was stuck in Fabulous Las Vegas since Oct. of '04, and recently moved to Louisiana in Feb. of '07...yay...
I'm 5'9", short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair, blue-green eyes (that change with mood), and 147 lbs. I eat everything in sight, but still seem to maintain a relatively skinny figure, simply by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and watching Cartoon Network, all because of my incredible metabolism! (I'm humble, I swear!) =)
I have three tattoos. Right shoulder (Gir from Invader Zim), left chest (Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs), and on the small of my back (Courage, the Cowardly Dog from Courage the Cowardly Dog...). my tongue is pierced, and I used to want my left eyebrow pierced...but i dunno...
I can't really say what my personality is like, because everyone has their own opinion of me, so...find out for yourself!

Aries

Athletic

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Green

Caucasian

Yes - At Home

Yes

Eyes

Other, Visible Tattoo

Dark Blonde

No pets

No

College Degree

Full-time

Other

Building Manager and Massage Therapist

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

With Kid(s)

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

Yes - Often

Yes - Often

Class Clown

Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

Learning, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games

Anything at least once.

Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

Christian

On Holidays

Anarchist

To help people. I want to devote a good portion of my life to helping people in every sense of the word.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Sadistic

Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs

Action, Comedy

Rock, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk

Poetry, Science, I Don't Like Reading

Playing Nintendo, having **** watching movies, cuddling, and fixing/inventing stuff.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Whatever you have to offer.

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