In the early 70s, The Man described herein was presented with a gift that would later shape the rest of his life. He was given, by Jenny Greensleeves herself, the ability to remove his own arms and eat live children. Unfortunately, these are superpowers that He rarely is able to use. Born and raised in an underground lair, He currently resides in the bottom third of a rectangular place. He is currently employed in the service industry, where he controls the setting of the sun and the removal of undesireable entities from the temporary habitats of humans. Although his current occupation is more of a means to an end rather than a lifetime career, he does wish someday to be an evil overlord with good intentions. Or was that a good overlord with evil intentions? Either way, he would like all people to recognise his incredible power over them, which he demonstrates by waggling his index fingers in the most unnerving way. He requires biofuel in order to remain operational, and when his regenerative cycle is interrupted or somehow cut short, he has been known to short circuit. Contrary to popularly held beliefs, He believes that there is an end to all things, and would gladly trade in his superpower abilities for the knowledge that he will be there, with a marching band at his disposal, along with some very sexy baton twirlers, to welcome it. He's a fatalist, really, which is probably a good thing to be when you're an evil overlord.

Ryby

Statná

1,83 m

Modrá

Běloch/běloška

Nikdy jsem nebyl ženatý nebo vdaná

Ne

Nejsem si jist(a)

Ruce

Piercing...ale pouze na uších

Světle hnědá

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Nějaká výška

Na plný úvazek

Pohostinství / Cestovní ruch

Senior Night Auditor

$15,000USD až $29,999USD

S rodiči

Přátelé občas přijdou

Ne

Ano - ve společnosti

Šprt

Bouřlivé, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Flirtující, Otevřené, Tajemné, Zvláštní

Rodina, Hudba, TV, Filmy, Internet, Hry, Kluby / bary, Tanec, Stravování, Divadlo, Hraní karet

Potloukat se s přáteli, Pařba, Jít nakupovat, Zůstat doma, Filmy, Relax, Spát, Kluby / bary, Popíjet, Čtení knihy, Převlékat si šaty, Hraní video her, TV, Jít do muzea

Přátelská osoba, V pohodě, Flirtující

Spirituální, ale ne náboženský

Nikdy

Trampový, Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba, Temný

Kreslené filmy/seriály, Dokumenty, Situační komedie, Filmy, Nemám rád TV, Sportovní, Reality Show, Reprízy

Akční, Science fiction, Komedie, Dokumentární, Animované, Thriller, Pro dospělé

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Klasické, Industrial, Ambient, Dance

Antologie, Klasické, Komické, Fantasy, Fikce, Horror, Humor, Mysteriózní, Manuály, Náboženské, Satira, Science fiction

Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Empatii, Troufalost, Koketnost, Důvtip

Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel