In the early 70s, The Man described herein was presented with a gift that would later shape the rest of his life. He was given, by Jenny Greensleeves herself, the ability to remove his own arms and eat live children. Unfortunately, these are superpowers that He rarely is able to use. Born and raised in an underground lair, He currently resides in the bottom third of a rectangular place. He is currently employed in the service industry, where he controls the setting of the sun and the removal of undesireable entities from the temporary habitats of humans. Although his current occupation is more of a means to an end rather than a lifetime career, he does wish someday to be an evil overlord with good intentions. Or was that a good overlord with evil intentions? Either way, he would like all people to recognise his incredible power over them, which he demonstrates by waggling his index fingers in the most unnerving way. He requires biofuel in order to remain operational, and when his regenerative cycle is interrupted or somehow cut short, he has been known to short circuit. Contrary to popularly held beliefs, He believes that there is an end to all things, and would gladly trade in his superpower abilities for the knowledge that he will be there, with a marching band at his disposal, along with some very sexy baton twirlers, to welcome it. He's a fatalist, really, which is probably a good thing to be when you're an evil overlord.

Vissen

Wat dikker

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Blauw

Blank

Nooit getrouwd

Nee

Niet Zeker

Handen

Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren

Lichtbruinharig

Geen huisdieren

MBO

Voltijd

Amusement / Media

Senior Night Auditor

Tussen de €15.000 en €30.000

Met Ouder(s)

Komen er soms vrienden langs

Nee

Ja - Als ik uitga

Nerd

Luidruchtig, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Flirterig, Gezellig, Donker, Raar

Lezen, Muziek, Tv, Films, Internet, Spellen, Nachtclubs / Bars, Dansen, Eten, Theater, Kaarten spelen

Met Vrienden zijn, Feesten, Winkelen, Thuis blijven, Films, Relaxen, Slapen, Nachtclubs / Bars, Drinken, Een boek lezen, Me verkleden, Videospellen spelen, Tv, Naar een museum gaan

Vriendelijk, Cool, Een Flirt

Spiritueel Maar Niet Religieus

Nooit

Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Vriendelijk, Obscuur

Tekenfilms, Documentaires, Komedies, Films, Ik hou niet van tv, Sport, Reality, Herhalingen

Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie, Documentair, Animatie, Thriller, Erotisch

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electonische Muziek , Pop, Klassiek, Industrial, Ambient, Dance

Anthologie, Klassiek , Comedy, Fantasy, Fictie, Horror, Humor, Mysterie, Wetenschappelijk, Religieus, Satire, Science Fiction

Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Empathie, Moed, Flirterig, Gevatheid

Een Internet Vriendje, Vriend