In the early 70s, The Man described herein was presented with a gift that would later shape the rest of his life. He was given, by Jenny Greensleeves herself, the ability to remove his own arms and eat live children. Unfortunately, these are superpowers that He rarely is able to use. Born and raised in an underground lair, He currently resides in the bottom third of a rectangular place. He is currently employed in the service industry, where he controls the setting of the sun and the removal of undesireable entities from the temporary habitats of humans. Although his current occupation is more of a means to an end rather than a lifetime career, he does wish someday to be an evil overlord with good intentions. Or was that a good overlord with evil intentions? Either way, he would like all people to recognise his incredible power over them, which he demonstrates by waggling his index fingers in the most unnerving way. He requires biofuel in order to remain operational, and when his regenerative cycle is interrupted or somehow cut short, he has been known to short circuit. Contrary to popularly held beliefs, He believes that there is an end to all things, and would gladly trade in his superpower abilities for the knowledge that he will be there, with a marching band at his disposal, along with some very sexy baton twirlers, to welcome it. He's a fatalist, really, which is probably a good thing to be when you're an evil overlord.

Fiskarna

Bastant

186 cm

Blåa

Kaukasisk

Aldrig varit gift

Nej

Osäker

Händer

Hål… Men bara i öronen

Ljusbrunt

Inga husdjur

Vissa universitetsstudier

Heltid

Hotell / Resor

Senior Night Auditor

Mellan 150 000 och 300 000 kronor

Med föräldrar

Vänner hälsar på då och då

Nej

Ja - feströker

Tönt

Livlig, Vänlig, Komiker, Flirtig, Utåtriktad, Mörk, Konstig

Läsa, Musik, TV , Filmer, Internet, Spel, Nattklubb / Bar, Dansa, Middag, Teater, Spela kort

Umgås med vänner, Festar, Gå ut och shoppa, Stanna hemma, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Sover, Nattklubb / Bar, Att dricka, Läsa en bok, Leka maskerad, Spela videospel, TV , Gå på museum

Vänlig, Cool, En flirt

Spirituell men inte religiös

Aldrig

Kitschig, Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Obskyr

Tecknat, Dokumentärer, Dokusåpor, Filmer, Jag gillar inte TV, Sport, Dokusåpor, Repriser

Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Dokumentärer, Tecknat, Thriller, Vuxen

Rap, Rock, Hårdrock, Eletronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Industriell, Ambient, Dansband

Antologi, Klassisk, Komik, Fantasy, Fiktion, Skräck, Humor, Mystery, Referens, Religiös, Satir, Science Fiction

Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Empati, Djärvhet, Flirtighet, Kvickhet

En Internet-kompis, Vän