In the early 70s, The Man described herein was presented with a gift that would later shape the rest of his life. He was given, by Jenny Greensleeves herself, the ability to remove his own arms and eat live children. Unfortunately, these are superpowers that He rarely is able to use. Born and raised in an underground lair, He currently resides in the bottom third of a rectangular place. He is currently employed in the service industry, where he controls the setting of the sun and the removal of undesireable entities from the temporary habitats of humans. Although his current occupation is more of a means to an end rather than a lifetime career, he does wish someday to be an evil overlord with good intentions. Or was that a good overlord with evil intentions? Either way, he would like all people to recognise his incredible power over them, which he demonstrates by waggling his index fingers in the most unnerving way. He requires biofuel in order to remain operational, and when his regenerative cycle is interrupted or somehow cut short, he has been known to short circuit. Contrary to popularly held beliefs, He believes that there is an end to all things, and would gladly trade in his superpower abilities for the knowledge that he will be there, with a marching band at his disposal, along with some very sexy baton twirlers, to welcome it. He's a fatalist, really, which is probably a good thing to be when you're an evil overlord.

Pisces

Heavyset

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Hands

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

Light Brown

No pets

Some College

Full-time

Hospitality / Travel

Senior Night Auditor

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

With Parent(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

No

Yes - Socially

Nerd

Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Playing Cards

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum

Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

Spiritual But Not Religious

Never

Very Liberal

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, Adult

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Ambient, Dance

Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit

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